Violated At A Nail Salon

So my best friend is getting married this weekend and I get the honor of being a bridesmaid!!! I am so excited for her and Brandon. I love them to pieces! Anyway, I had to get my nails done and so did my mom so we took the day to do a little pampering. We always look forward to this and it's so relaxing and fun to get mani pedis and relax and catch up. Well today we were in for a huge surprise!!!!!

They have really sweet massage chairs and I love how the make my broken back feel. They get a lot of tension in my neck out too. Today, they gave us a little surprise...all of a sudden this fist feeling just pushes up into my buttonhole!!!!!! Like no freaking joke! This have never ever happened here before and totally caught me off guard. Then it did it again! I was like holy hell that is one of my no fly zones! I'm sorry but my butt hole does not need a massage! I looked at my mom and was like um, "Mom are you getting fisted up your ass too!?" We both just lost it!!!! I mean seriously everyone was thinking WTF? I just said it....told you no filter. Anyway, I looked at the ladies working on our hands and feet and was like "You better not be charging us more for these extra "massage" services. They were rolling from laughing so hard. Needless to say my butt is so relaxed now and I love how my nails turned out. Too bad I had to be molested for good service!!!!!! Kristine, the things I do for my best friend ;)

Also today I found a quote that I absolutely love and wanted to share! 

Breaking A Heart

Today I literally got to break a heart! 

We dissected lil pigs today in class. Poor things...and people wonder why I don't eat bacon! Because I know what the insides of things look like! People don't go around eating people, mainly because we are all full of it! 

I also have a little plea for those natives of the south. Please, please, when are driving along the interstate and oh just going crazy stupid slow. get the heck out of the fast lane! Some of us have places to go and things to do and just because you are too busy on your phone or other device, doesn't give you rights. If anything it makes you dumber for doing these things and driving. Mini van and Suv people are endangering lives in your cars! Pay attention people. Stay out of my way because where ever I am going, you better believe my butt is in the fast lane and I hate being behind you. It better now even start raining, because down here people just stop! I have been on a major interstate that just, BOOM out of nowhere, a drop of rain falls and they just slam the brakes. People, it's just water! You are made up of it by 80%, I promise it will not hurt you. Next time traffic stops for rain, I'm just going to park my car right there and get out and do a crazy girl rain dance just to give someone something to stop and look at! (That'd be a cool thing to blog about!) Anyway, I inherited my dad's lead foot but thank goodness I have my charm ;) It's gotten me out of trouble every single time I've ever been pulled over! 

Picture says it all!

But Really We Should Have a TV Show....

Okay, Dad is going to kill me...but like I said,"No one is safe." So dad decided to use some menthol nasal spray and then put in his sleep apnea machine (it is inserted in the nostrils and pushes air up). Hmmm what do you think happened!? The man got the menthol stuck in his eye cavities! He was up the whole night crying and walking around the house trying to memorize where everything was because he swore he was going blind! They had me come look at it the next morning and poor dad...he looked ridiculous! His eyes were swollen shut and red as blood. I literally pried them open to inspect and make sure he didn't tear or scratch anything! He was in so much pain! I did some healing magic with some hot and cold compresses, eye drops, and valium! Patient did amazing and healed well! He was back to his self the next day. So funny I got pictures though...he is going to die! Also he keeps reminding us how serious he was and that he truly was going blind...that's a Baughan for you!

Ray Charles...

My brother, the dork! Ok so look at this picture. What is going on here? Is Derek practicing for the olympics? Is he snorkeling in the hot tub? Is he doing anything cool at all? NO!!! He is being a dork and seeing how long he can hold his breath...with goggles on. I mean c'mon. But we all love him anyway. He is a very "special" person and we constantly remind him that it's ok the be different ;) LOL you have to love him. He even go past 2 mins on a few tries and then he passed out, so it we didn't get to try again because mom intervened. I mean what do mom know anyway....

Grateful <3

 I just wanted to take this time to thank God for the many blessings I have in my life. I have an amazing family that is so close and always there for me and can always put a smile of my face or get me heated! I know how lucky and blessed I am to have them and don't take that for granted. I am so happy that I know who I am and what I want out of my life and where I am going. I couldn't do this or be so happy without the love of my Heavenly Father and Jesus Christ. Having a personal relationship with them helps me every singe second of every day. I am happy through them and through Christ. I know they will always lead and guide me where I am supposed to be and that the trials I am given are only to make me stronger and help me to learn more throughout my life. I've seen many people struggle around me and ask why so many times and become discouraged, through Christ all things are possible and you can receive an answer. I am so grateful for this knowledge and peace in my life. 



FRIENDS!!!!!
I am so blessed and happy that these lovely ladies are the best friends a girl could ever ask for. Kristine has been my sister since forever ago...yes we used to slam the door and scream we hated each other and our neighbor had to break up a few hair pulling fights in the middle of the road. But, that never changed anything. She has always  been there for me through everything in my life and I couldn't have asked God for a better sister! I cannot believe she is getting married in a couple days. So stinkin excited!

Oh how I love my Ashley and Eve!!! They are so much fun! We make even the most boring things a freakin hoot! You never know what one of us will say. I must say we look pretty dang hot on our scrubby movie nights ;) I am so glad I met these girls here in NC. I love you 2! Hey Eve...when is you birthday!? LOL. 

Here is a pic from Kristine's bridal shower. Anna is one friend that I don't get to see often, but when we get back together we can talk about anything! I love catching up with her and laughing about all the creepy men we seem to always see out. Really excited to see her in a couple days too!

 Jenny!!! I love my Jen to pieces. We have been though it all down here in the South! She is there or me to vent and a shoulder to cry on and vice versa! I don't know if I would have stayed here if it weren't for her. Jen is the most loving, loyal, and caring person you could meet. She would do just about anything for anyone. She is a blast and a half! Girl knows how to get down with her bad self too...lol!!! We have a blast anytime we are together. The pic below is of me taking her Slurpee virginity! LOL...Love you girl and thank you for being there! We both know God put us in each others live's just when we needed! 

The Fouth Weekend That Was Full of Fun! 

 As you can see we had a stinkin awesome 4th of July celebrating our freedoms and Independence! Derek and I even got a workout in by the pool. We know how to get our planks on! It was a great weekend! We had friends and family in for a visit and I don't think I have ever eaten so much food! Thanks to everyone who was apart. 

 My mother and I are absolute nuts! I mean this picture says it all but if you really know us, I have to apologize...only because you are jealous you don't have as much fun in life as us! Thanks mom for always being there for me and being a person I can ALWAYS turn to. You are an amazing woman and example for me and I couldn't have been more blessed than to have you as my mom! 

 Look at these dorks!!! We are usually the 3 amigos...but Ashley couldn't join us! Shot out to ASHLEY! We missed you! But, Eve and I did have a blast and got our tan on and then we got a group together to watch pitch perfect. That was followed by fireworks and dancing on counters...because I can!

The other 3 amigos! I love these boys sooo much! I may look like the baby, but it's just because I'm the runt. Even though I'm the oldest, these 2 have always looked out for and protected me and I couldn't have asked God for better siblings. I am so blessed to have them apart of my everyday life and am so grateful we are such a close family. We are all so different, but that's what makes the dinner conversation amazing and most times inappropriate! LOL...GOD BLESS MY PARENTS...because we are trouble! 

I had to through a duck face selfie in...I mean duh, sometimes you just have to!

Now here's my daddy and me! I will always be his little girl no matter how big (err I mean old) I get and he will always be my hero. He has never let anyone I know want or need for anything and would take a bullet for anyone he knows. I have never known a person who is so loving and giving. He has a heart of gold even though he has threatened to shoot all of my boyfriends in the knee and drop them in the lake with cement boots. Other than that, seriously he's great! Just don't break my heart...warning given! We are so much alike too that it is just plain scary and wrong! I mean see us go from major blow up to lovey dovey and you will be amazed God has that much sense of humor to duplicate us and put us in the same family. It totally trumps reality TV. The Baughan Gene certainly has been passed down nicely, if I don't say so myself ;) 

Another Monday Survived!

Well y'all another Monday was successfully survived (I don't know why but the song "Survivor" by Destiny's Child comes to mind and I have to do a quick dance)! Ok, I'm back.
 Here's a little treat to get on with the rest of the week... 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTstIEr4tDw&sns=fb

On to the rest. Today was good. My creepy security parking attendant met me with a huge smile and said how much he had missed my pretty face over the weekend. This wouldn't be bad or creepy and almost a compliment if he wasn't an old black man with about half his teeth missing. But, hey I'm sure he saves money on dental visits and insurance. I get the rest of the week off for a long July 4th break (perks of a private school woohoo!) and proceeded to tell him this. You would of thought I broke the old grandpa's heart...so I told him to compensate I'll bring him some chocolate next week. He then proceeded to tell me he knows exactly how he likes his women and chocolate and now I know how he likes his chocolate would I be interested to know how he likes his women? I quickly answered nope and added sometimes a little mystery was a good thing. He then tried to what I thought was high five me, but turned into me high fiving and him holding my hand...um can you say awkward. LOL of geeze...people always amuse me. 

Second thing that stands out from the day is how people really cannot drive in the south. Like one rain drop falls and everyone's lives stop, like right then and there! Usually this happens on the interstate and you are stuck! Which, for me, is the perfect time to turn on my pandora to Spice Girls station and rock out! It gets rid of my road rage and is an amazing energy outlet, plus I provide FREE entertainment to all those around me! But here's a real sign you're a badass...sing to the Spice Girls with a British accent! That's total BA right there and that's how I roll ;) 

Tonight I had to go to the pharmacy and pick up some medicine. Obviously not something I truly look forward to, but tonight I was particularly pumped because I had a coupon and remembered to bring it! Well I had my brother in the car and went to pick up the medicine and I proceed to give her my coupon where she then proceeds to say I can't use it. Apparently CVS doesn't let you use "pharmacy and extra bucks" on prescription drugs, alcohol, or tobacco products. That's what a drug store basically sells...so I looked at the Pharmacists and without a beat said, "well there goes all the fun stuff!" They started cracking up and totally agreed! If they had said no toilet paper too, Sh*t would've hit the fan. So basically I'm going to break it down...I pay full price for things and pay taxes to our government and I don't get discounts so my money can pay for the government to give other people free alcohol, tobacco, and prescriptions. I totally see the fairness...awesome job guys on top! As I drove off I secretly wanted to see a fat person just fall off a bike or on their face to cheer me up...so I headed to Target!!!!  Nothing cool in target except for a kid that thought he was a chicken and kept pecking imaginary things in the air and taking bites of produce and putting it back. Some people's kids...

Last thought of the night...anyone ever look at someone and think "out of all those sperm, you were that won, wow!?" I mean if it's really bad, can you imagine what the others would have looked like!? Just a thought I had when I was on Tinder...check out the app and you will know what I mean or go to Walmart on a Friday night! 

Hope everyone has a fantastic rest of the week! Don't forget to love every day and look for the funny in everything! Take time to dance and be lighthearted and be kind to one another! And remember...