Here's a little treat to get on with the rest of the week...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTstIEr4tDw&sns=fb
On to the rest. Today was good. My creepy security parking attendant met me with a huge smile and said how much he had missed my pretty face over the weekend. This wouldn't be bad or creepy and almost a compliment if he wasn't an old black man with about half his teeth missing. But, hey I'm sure he saves money on dental visits and insurance. I get the rest of the week off for a long July 4th break (perks of a private school woohoo!) and proceeded to tell him this. You would of thought I broke the old grandpa's heart...so I told him to compensate I'll bring him some chocolate next week. He then proceeded to tell me he knows exactly how he likes his women and chocolate and now I know how he likes his chocolate would I be interested to know how he likes his women? I quickly answered nope and added sometimes a little mystery was a good thing. He then tried to what I thought was high five me, but turned into me high fiving and him holding my hand...um can you say awkward. LOL of geeze...people always amuse me.
Second thing that stands out from the day is how people really cannot drive in the south. Like one rain drop falls and everyone's lives stop, like right then and there! Usually this happens on the interstate and you are stuck! Which, for me, is the perfect time to turn on my pandora to Spice Girls station and rock out! It gets rid of my road rage and is an amazing energy outlet, plus I provide FREE entertainment to all those around me! But here's a real sign you're a badass...sing to the Spice Girls with a British accent! That's total BA right there and that's how I roll ;)
Tonight I had to go to the pharmacy and pick up some medicine. Obviously not something I truly look forward to, but tonight I was particularly pumped because I had a coupon and remembered to bring it! Well I had my brother in the car and went to pick up the medicine and I proceed to give her my coupon where she then proceeds to say I can't use it. Apparently CVS doesn't let you use "pharmacy and extra bucks" on prescription drugs, alcohol, or tobacco products. That's what a drug store basically sells...so I looked at the Pharmacists and without a beat said, "well there goes all the fun stuff!" They started cracking up and totally agreed! If they had said no toilet paper too, Sh*t would've hit the fan. So basically I'm going to break it down...I pay full price for things and pay taxes to our government and I don't get discounts so my money can pay for the government to give other people free alcohol, tobacco, and prescriptions. I totally see the fairness...awesome job guys on top! As I drove off I secretly wanted to see a fat person just fall off a bike or on their face to cheer me up...so I headed to Target!!!! Nothing cool in target except for a kid that thought he was a chicken and kept pecking imaginary things in the air and taking bites of produce and putting it back. Some people's kids...
Last thought of the night...anyone ever look at someone and think "out of all those sperm, you were that won, wow!?" I mean if it's really bad, can you imagine what the others would have looked like!? Just a thought I had when I was on Tinder...check out the app and you will know what I mean or go to Walmart on a Friday night!
Hope everyone has a fantastic rest of the week! Don't forget to love every day and look for the funny in everything! Take time to dance and be lighthearted and be kind to one another! And remember...
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