We dissected lil pigs today in class. Poor things...and people wonder why I don't eat bacon! Because I know what the insides of things look like! People don't go around eating people, mainly because we are all full of it!
I also have a little plea for those natives of the south. Please, please, when are driving along the interstate and oh just going crazy stupid slow. get the heck out of the fast lane! Some of us have places to go and things to do and just because you are too busy on your phone or other device, doesn't give you rights. If anything it makes you dumber for doing these things and driving. Mini van and Suv people are endangering lives in your cars! Pay attention people. Stay out of my way because where ever I am going, you better believe my butt is in the fast lane and I hate being behind you. It better now even start raining, because down here people just stop! I have been on a major interstate that just, BOOM out of nowhere, a drop of rain falls and they just slam the brakes. People, it's just water! You are made up of it by 80%, I promise it will not hurt you. Next time traffic stops for rain, I'm just going to park my car right there and get out and do a crazy girl rain dance just to give someone something to stop and look at! (That'd be a cool thing to blog about!) Anyway, I inherited my dad's lead foot but thank goodness I have my charm ;) It's gotten me out of trouble every single time I've ever been pulled over!
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