Violated At A Nail Salon

So my best friend is getting married this weekend and I get the honor of being a bridesmaid!!! I am so excited for her and Brandon. I love them to pieces! Anyway, I had to get my nails done and so did my mom so we took the day to do a little pampering. We always look forward to this and it's so relaxing and fun to get mani pedis and relax and catch up. Well today we were in for a huge surprise!!!!!

They have really sweet massage chairs and I love how the make my broken back feel. They get a lot of tension in my neck out too. Today, they gave us a little surprise...all of a sudden this fist feeling just pushes up into my buttonhole!!!!!! Like no freaking joke! This have never ever happened here before and totally caught me off guard. Then it did it again! I was like holy hell that is one of my no fly zones! I'm sorry but my butt hole does not need a massage! I looked at my mom and was like um, "Mom are you getting fisted up your ass too!?" We both just lost it!!!! I mean seriously everyone was thinking WTF? I just said it....told you no filter. Anyway, I looked at the ladies working on our hands and feet and was like "You better not be charging us more for these extra "massage" services. They were rolling from laughing so hard. Needless to say my butt is so relaxed now and I love how my nails turned out. Too bad I had to be molested for good service!!!!!! Kristine, the things I do for my best friend ;)

Also today I found a quote that I absolutely love and wanted to share!